What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

How can I stop drinking?

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

Do women like watching men sucking men?

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

I am still studying engineering. I feel worried being an average student. Can I get a good job in placement, buy a house, and a car? I don't know why I feel this.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

Do you believe that social media companies should allow posts spreading misinformation about election results, as suggested by Rep. Jim Jordan?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

Why do so many people like life?

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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